Faux-secco?

So I LOVE Canada Dry Diet Ginger Ale. We ran out yesterday, and during our hot dog run we picked up a bottle of Seagram's Diet Ginger Ale to hold me over until we could go to commissary for the Canadian stuff.

It tastes SO DIFFERENT. I'm not such a big fan. HOWEVER (and this is a big however), it tastes slightly alcoholic to me. I'm not stupid; I am well aware that there is absolutely NO alcohol in this stuff...but maybe if I put it in a wine glass, I'll feel better? Mmm hmm, that's my plan for later. It looks like prosecco and it fools my tastebuds.